Pea Salad - You Suck at Cooking (episode 62)

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You suck at PEAS, Yeah you totally suck Step one to making this salad is to take an extra large size pea and then give that a good roll Now, these are not bite-sized. So you're gonna want to break them down a little more than that (the sound of peas going all over the place) Then you want to take an extra large size radish and

also give that a nice shove (rolling radishes) These are perfect chopping size now Fun fact about radishes: This is where red skittles come from (skittles exploding in every direction) Kinda regret that I'm off sugar right now Now quickly rinse off the vegetables' natural disgustitude (choppity chopping) I like to cut them into little sticks. You can cut them however you want (chop) You can do quarters which is probably too big (chop) Maybe eighths is more

your size (chop) Or one-sixteenths (chop chop chop chop) You can also get creative and cut a perfect square (chop chop chop) Or an isosceles triangle (chop chop chop) Or you can go scalene (chop chop chop chop) The radish rhombus is super trendy right now (soft chop) You can scare the bejesus out of somebody by carving a wild poison tail radish You could chop them into the shape of a guy Or, uh, in the shape of a

guy holding a helium balloon Or in the shape of a guy hula hooping Or in the shape of a guy doing a sweet christ air off a launch ramp Totally radish-cal Or in the shape of a guy who's fishing And he's having a really good day because he caught this sweet fish That's being chased by this really fast electric eel But it's a bad day because he missed out on

this treasure that was just below the fish he caught And it gets worse than that because he was parked illegally on the dock so he got a ticket And also he had some investments and the stock market just crashed (sad piano music begins) And also the fish's wife is home She's worried sick about her husband She's wondering when he's gonna come home But he's never gonna come home No matter what

she does *sigh* And that's the sad truth about how you should never play with radishes (choppity chopping) For the dressing I'm gonna take some olive oil (glug) Whoa, no. No no no no The stopper came off inside the cap For the dressing let's take some olive oil There we go more like that I'm gonna go with some apple Cider vinegar Little bit of Dijon And a squeeze of lemon (wang-jangling with a fork aka fang-jangling) And

some pepper pepper pepper (more fang-jangling) A little too much of Vinegar, but it's still good Now we're gonna put the peas on to boil If you're using fresh peas, you only want to boil them for about a minute or so If you overdo it, you lose a lot of flavor and they get too mushy So I'm gonna set a timer so I don't overcook them (the tumbling of a thousand

peas) Take a bunch of mint leaves (mint tearing sounds) And chop these up (the sound of chopping these up) That's pretty good (many peas falling) Oh, the peas must be ready (more peas fall) Let's get these off the heat and rinse them under cold water so they stop cooking Now we're gonna combine everything Got our peas Our radishes Let's pour the dressing in Get that mint in there Stir this up a bit (intense wang-jangling) Now pour a small glass

of milk into a white bowl Give that a quick stir and you end up with feta cheese (less intense wang-jangling) There you have it: delicious Pea Radish Feta Salad Remember this is a summer dish So you're gonna want to be wearing your sunscreen when you eat it And remember when you make this, don't listen to the haters Someone comes around and says, "Hey, I heard pea salad is for weaklings" You

just look them in the eye and you tell them: ♫ I'm ♫ ♫ The kinda guy ♫ ♫ Who likes a pea salad every once in a while ♫ ♫ I'm not gonna eat it everyday of the week ♫ ♫ But you can bet your ass that it'll disappear if it's in front of me ♫ ♫ Peas ♫ ♫ Please wanna live in a world where they grow on trees

♫ ♫ Yeah, I cross the seas ♫ ♫ I drop to my knees ♫ ♫ I'd even go to the store and buy a bag of ♫ ♫ Peas ♫ ♫ You suck at Peas ♫
Error 400 (Bad Request)!!1 400. That’s an error. Your client has issued a malformed or illegal request. That’s all we know. You suck at PEAS, Yeah you totally suck Step one to making this salad is to take an extra large size pea and then give that...